A local, well-known procrastinator (who has asked to remain anonymous) was found sitting at his standing desk inside his residence declaring that November was the month to finally start working towards the goals he set for himself back in January.

According to the procrastinator’s neighbor who spotted him through the window while taking her dog out for a walk, the procrastinator was just sitting at his desk, with a really, really focused expression.

“You couldn’t tell that something big was happening, but boy, you could feel the energy through the wall.”

However, a source close to the procrastinator (who also asked to remain anonymous for various reasons) allegedly denies that any such change in energy has taken place.

“You know, I remember him saying that this was ‘his year’, and it sounded like he was going to have this big glow up that would make everyone around him jealous. Months have gone by and he’s still the same guy that can’t make it through a single meal without pulling out his phone and scrolling through TikTok in between bites.”

When reached for comment regarding why he didn’t start trying to achieve his goals earlier in the year, the procrastinator told TMZ:

“You’re not my f*cking mom. Get out of my house, bro.”

Thankfully, the procrastinator did not press charges for home invasion. Whether or not any substantial progress will be made is unclear at the moment.